realizing i haven't done a self-changelog in a couple of years mainly because i haven't done/realized anything warranting one

- underwent laparoscopic procedure to remove gallbladder and redirect bile to fix bugs caused by biliary colic and many, many gallstones
- new inventory item: vicodin bottle
- new inventory item: nurse's handmade pillow
- new home base: your mother's house
- it hurts to laugh now, this will be fixed in a future update

"you weren't jahtnamas back then" shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im going to bed